Captain Corelli’s Mandolin (2001)
Dumb.
Category:Genre: Drama
Blow (2001)
I never knew being a drug dealer can be so tedious and boring.
Crush (2001)
Ugh, this is clearly a movie designed to take women’s money by pandering as much and badly as possible.
Too Much Flesh (2000)
French people can make the worst kind of artsy-fartsy film sometimes.
A.I. (2001)
More self indulgent than anything else, this overlong pretentious Oscar-bait movie doesn’t know when to stop or end itself.
Angel Eyes (2001)
This one may not be a great movie, but the romance is unexpectedly hard hitting.
Pearl Harbor (2001)
Ooh, it’s a bomb! Get it?
Moulin Rouge (2001)
This sensory overload of a movie has better music and hype than it has a story.
Save the Last Dance (2001)
Interracial romance is so stereotypical and bland, if this one is anything to go by.
Dancer in the Dark (2000)
Here’s a movie for pretentious twats to enjoy.
