The Piano (1993)
A movie that plays you right in the soul.
Category:Genre: Drama
Die wand (2012)
If you’re the last person in the world, forced to live on nature… yikes.
Denied (2004)
Teddypig points a finger at a movie about being a bisexual ass’s side piece. Guess which finger it is.
Hamam (1997)
Sexy bathhouse shenanigans have Teddypig reminiscing fondly about the good old days of bathhouses in… uh… yeah.
Deserto Particular (2021)
Hot men can’t hide the fact that this overrated movie rates high on the messy scale.
Sublet (2020)
This movie is like porn, only with the sexy parts replaced by stilted conversations.
Retreat to Paradise (2020)
Someone actually watched this thing during post-production and said, “Yeah, this will work.” Imagine that.
Entropic (2019)
The only thing this one does right is to get the hot guy to be as naked as possible, for as long as can be.
Harry & Meghan: Escaping the Palace (2021)
On the bright side, this is far less embarrassing that whatever real life fake drama those two are raising.
The Man with the Answers (2021)
Pretty men, pretty scenery, pretty traveling… so, so pretty.
