Apartment Zero (1998)
Well, Colin Firth playing a repressed gay man is far more interesting than his usual typecast roles. Why doesn’t he do more of this?
Category:Genre: Crime & Thriller
P2 (2007)
I’m a sucker for Wes Bentley playing a deranged dude, but this one can be quite the miss at times.
Journey to the End of the Night (2006)
This one doesn’t quite hit the spot due to an abundance of weakly developed stereotypes running all over the place.
The X-Files: I Want to Believe (2008)
I hate Chris Carter so, so much.
Descent (2007)
This movie has a shocking premise, but it has little else to go along with that.
Murder in Portland (2004)
Don’t be fooled by the movie art: this isn’t porn as much as it is brain bleach.
Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005)
This is the movie that started the banging – ahem – but it doesn’t really rock the house much, all things considered.
Cellular (2004)
Shirtless Chris Evans, hmm… the rest of the movie is so-so, though.
The Bourne Supremacy (2004)
More explosions, more chases, more Matt Damon in tight shirts, so yes to all of these.
Secret Window (2004)
Whatever suspense that is present here is diluted by a sense of terminal boredom.
