The Equalizer (2014)
Denzel Washington brings on his most piercing glare and scowl to The Equalizer. The impressive body count, alas, includes the plot as well.
Category:Genre: Crime & Thriller
A Walk Among the Tombstones (2014)
This one won’t blow anyone’s mind or change the world, but it does its job well.
Notre Paradis (2011)
Like pretty much all French movies, you’d be watching this one for the naked people.
Alex Cross (2012)
This one is so stupefying dull, it’s amazing how one manages to stay awake to the end.
Dark Skies (2009)
Oh no, acid rain is killing everyone! More importantly, look at Shawn Roberts’s butt!
Pornography: A Thriller (2009)
Bore-nography.
The River Murders (2011)
This is a late night cable filler show passed off as a movie.
Salt (2010)
This one could use a heroine who looks like she can actually swing a punch, but it’s still very cool and fun.
Shutter Island (2010)
This is a creepy, chilling “twist” movie. A bit unfortunate that I correctly saw the twist coming pretty early, but still, it’s worth a look.
Rainbow Eyes (2007)
This one is more about pretty people posturing a lot, but it’s strangely watchable.
