The Northlander (2016)
Oh no, you don’t want to watch this thing, even if you are a bleeding heart that wants to support indie filmmakers. You really don’t.
Category:Genre: Action & Adventure
Transformers: The Last Knight (2017)
Please don’t. Let this thing die. It really needs to die, so LET IT DIE.
Finding Dory (2016)
Do we really need to give Ellen DeGeneres a big paycheck for being her usual obnoxious self?
The Mummy (2017)
Oh god, this one is excruciating. Please bring back Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz.
Wonder Woman (2017)
Ladies and gentlemen, DC has arrived. Bow before your queen.
The A-Team (2010)
What worked in small screen ends up being teeth-gritting material on the big screen.
King Arthur: Legend of the Sword (2017)
This is a clunky but entertaining kind of ridiculous fare. It’s not bad at all, but it could also be better.
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)
This one is alright as a fanfiction sequel, but as an official sequel, it’s… well, I’m conflicted.
The Fate of the Furious (2017)
The franchise metamorphosis into ludicrous live action cartoon is now complete. Oh god, can it die off now?
Ghost in the Shell (2017)
Scarlett Johansson really needs to talk to her agent about picking watchable sci-fi flicks to headline in.
