Return to Firetop Mountain by Ian Livingstone
Second-time trip is better than the first one.
Second-time trip is better than the first one.
All scaly things must die.
You are now an army general, but some things just never change.
The grand finale is more like a mere wrap-up of loose ends.
Now you can star in your very own boring Star Trek episode!
Another chance to star in your own MST3K masterpiece!
Kill and be killed like it’s Halloween 24/7.
Jonathan Green still hates you and he kills all your unicorns.
You are a ghost. Where’s Whoopi when you need her?
Jonathan Green was in a good mood when he wrote this.