The Curse of the Creeping Coffin by RL Stine
The coffins are coming to get you…

The coffins are coming to get you…

Scary grannies are a pain, especially those that bite.

I’m a genie in a bottle, you gotta rub me the right way…

Go broke, and get broken.

Come to the Amazon, and meet… tigers? Dragons? Trolls? What the…

Ninjas are suddenly mundane now?

This is a revised edition of an old gamebook by this fellow. That’s the problem, right there: old.

Do you dare to have a go on Zeus’s big fat seat?

Evil druids, lying fairies, crazy druids, lying scumbags… it can only be the summer solstice!

Do you dare to touch that thick, throbbing horn?
