Consumed by David Cronenberg
Brace yourself – David Cronenberg has written a book that only hipster twaddlefarts can and will love.
Brace yourself – David Cronenberg has written a book that only hipster twaddlefarts can and will love.
Someone is killing off the vampires, so everyone needs to come together and talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk…
Oh, the nostalgia! This one brings me back to the 1970s and 1980s when I was such a horror fan.
… is so messed up that I can’t help but to adore the whole horrifying result.
I wanted to read a scary undersea horror story. Instead, I get an even scarier tale of an author trying too hard to be gimmicky.
There are far better books by the author than this one. You’ll just be wasting your time with this scare-free thing.
A psychic shrink goes inside the head of a man suspected of murder, and my own mind wanders off because this one is just all over the place.
Thank you! Now I know what to do with the dead body in my, er, a friend’s larder.
Oh god, this one is exactly the kind of creepy big house story that I am living for. Two thumbs up!
Ah, murder, mayhem, and killing one’s hateful boss. What a fabulous way to start a new week.