The Mistress by Susan Wiggs
The hero is a snake and I never buy his so-called turning over a new leaf.

The hero is a snake and I never buy his so-called turning over a new leaf.

Clichés everywhere I see and go…

Things drag in the second half, but still… Egypt, people!

Cheesy outdoor sex is the most memorable thing about this dreary rehash of clichés.

By the numbers, this one is… well, by the numbers.

Creepy dumb asshole paired with an imbecile twit. What could go wrong with this one?

Martyrs, martyrs everywhere…

This one is all about love and excitement in the high seas. Woo-hoo!

I like my own title for this book better – Dumb Wanker, Neanderthal Kisses.

Draggy, unfocused, and slowly paced, this one takes a long time to get anywhere good. But it still has its moments.
