Baron Weaver’s Game of Bezique by Elle Beaumont
Ugh, songs from The Greatest Showman won’t stop playing in my head.
Ugh, songs from The Greatest Showman won’t stop playing in my head.
Yeah, yeah, comedy is subjective, blah blah blah… nope, it doesn’t work on me, so it’s still a miss.
Our heroine’s instinctive reaction upon being kidnapped is to furl her nipples. What can I say? He’s hot.
This is an enjoyable story, but I find the emotional aspects to be on the hollow side.
A guy is going to get it on with his sculpture, and sadly, that’s nowhere as fun as it could have been.
Lightweight.
She’s a baby, he’s 300, and it’s love at first sight.
Dear Satan and Xenu and God on high, the “humor” in this thing…
It’s set in a different planet in a different time, populated by brats from a present-day sitcom. Wait, what?
It’s a dude and a witch in love and war, well, except all the love and war thing being over before anything big can happen.