Ash Wednesday by Ethan Hawke
Isn’t Ethan Hawke a bit getting on in the years to write like an emo teen?

Isn’t Ethan Hawke a bit getting on in the years to write like an emo teen?

Schmaltz is just a few alphabets away from schmuck.

There are glimmers of OK-ness in here. Just small glimmers.

This is a nicely written, if slow moving, adultery tale. Does Hallmark make movies with cheating couples? This one is a shoo-in.

Sweet, lovely, warm… perhaps too much so, because there isn’t much meat here to warrant its length.

It’s a chick lit story pretending to be all hoity-toity literary. Lovely scenery though.

Watch out, the absurdity in this one is taken to toxic levels!

This is just so freaking dumb.

Romance is so complicated when the IRA is involved.
