Valentino’s Love-Child by Lucy Monroe
Beware, Italians. There is no resisting the lure of a fertile American honeypot!

Beware, Italians. There is no resisting the lure of a fertile American honeypot!

The heroine is so determined to a hysterical self-pitying harpy, it’s a shame nobody puts her down.

Hot sex is her destiny, it turns out. What a lucky woman.

This is an alright kind of soap opera. I’m fine with it, but I’m not alight with excitement or anything.

Not bad, has potential.

Two firemen, two big hoses, and two forgettable moments.

This one is so sweet, it can cause an outbreak of at least three different tooth problems.

Ah, the joys of an old-fashioned love story! Only the love, and no other distractions.

Talk about something embarrassing from one’s past getting aired to an unsuspecting public.

Sweet, heartwarming… and unbelievable.
