Patsy (2018)
A Mr Bean-wannabe gets what he deserves in this rather pointless episode.
Category:2 Oogies
Zoombies (2016)
Zoo and zombies. Get it? Zoombies!
Deep Blue Sea 3 (2020)
I am going to send rude and angry emails to all those people who wanted this sequel.
Clownado (2019)
What starts out like a fun movie soon turns into a boring chore.
Portal (2019)
While this one is bad, it sadly never becomes so bad that it’s so good.
Sharknado (2013)
So, I finally watched this thing, and I’m underwhelmed by it.
The Passionate Greek by Catherine Dane
Don’t be fooled by the cover art, this is a Harlequin Presents complete with a Greek asshole for a hero.
The Beach House (2019)
Weird things happen in a beach town, and I don’t give a rat’s rear end.
Araya’s Addiction by Jocelyn Dex
The heroine is addicted to man-butter, and… good lord. Why?
Secret Valentine by Katy Madison
A heroine, who is facing bankruptcy and homelessness, still has the luxury to whine about true love.