Jurassic World Dominion (2022)
Unlike the dinosaurs, this franchise refuses to die.
Unlike the dinosaurs, this franchise refuses to die.
Why is the poor hero being dragged around like a kid in daycare?
If this show were to be an apology for how Disney misused Oscar Isaac in the past, well, it’s not a good one.
Well, it doesn’t take long for this show to disappoint me. So fast, and of course I didn’t feel a thing.
Once I loved the author’s stuff… once.
The emphasis is on ‘girl’.
Things would be so much better if these characters had just shagged non-stop from start to finish.
10 years of shame evaporated by a wagging hot wang may not be the best premise for a short story.
The hero can get it. The rusty chainsaw, that is.
Gathering storm, my arse. Gathering snores, more like.