Falling for Christmas (2022)
Let’s be real: we all watch this just to see how Lindsay Lohan will fare. Nobody cares about the movie, and for a good reason.
Category:2 Oogies
You’ve Reached Sam by Dustin Thao
This has a “Must Read TikTok Sensation” button on the cover. Why oh why didn’t I heed that warning?
Highway 99 by Alexander Ludwig
How cute, this fellow made an album too. A country one!
Rain Dance (1989)
Don’t mess with meanie racist Injun stereotypes!
Immanence (2022)
God is scary. I don’t think we need an entire movie to tell us that!
The Seduction of Laird Sinclair by Kara Griffin
Oh, the clan is in disarray? Who cares, let the hero mope and whine like a useless tosser instead.
Their Divided Self (1989)
Two conjoined twin brothers, double the pain.
Betrothed to the Beast by Elina Emerald
The cover is the most exciting thing about this story.
Stepping Into Love by Samuel Alexander
And now, I’m stepping out.
The Mother Instinct (1989)
A mother goes the extra mile to save her stupid daughter. Why bother, really?