Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore (2022)
This movie franchise really needs a reboot or a merciful pull of the plug.
This movie franchise really needs a reboot or a merciful pull of the plug.
Does anyone actually get excited for this show?
So, how many pages of I AM HURTING! BEAUTY HURTS! SEXY KILLS! nonsense can you take before you want to kill someone?
Oh yes, that’s it… that’s it… wait, that’s it?!!
The best cast members are the ones that exited the movie faster than I can say “What, what is this?”
The intriguing premise is wasted because this movie doesn’t know what it wants to be.
If the hero and his four friends do a Voltron, he’d be the arse.
Thank God that He sends people to try to stick it to the heroine, so that she learns that she should love the hero like He wants her to!
Maybe hypnosis can make me believe that this is an awesome film.
These political folks are obsessed with sleeping with people that aren’t their longtime partners. Who voted them in again?