Once Upon a Time in California by Belinda Carlisle
How daring of her to take on the classics.

How daring of her to take on the classics.

All the hero needs to do to get the heroine to obey him is to spank her. What, is she still in kindergarten?

When horror legends are forced to go slumming on cable TV.

These people need to shut up more and let the story happen.

Yeah, “rescued” from believable character motivations, plot developments, and anything else that is halfway decent.

Assembly line-quality checklist romance coming up.

Don’t worry, Amazon Prime will save the world!

The real horror is the characters’ decision making.

Crosses into deeply uncomfortable territory, no matter how it’s written.

Oops, I think I turned on the wrong movie…
