Twelve Nights of Scandal by Carrie Lomax
The heroine doesn’t deserve any of the happiness that falls onto her lap.
Category:2 Oogies
Brighter Than the Sun by Julia Quinn
Duller than a cloudy day.
Helllraiser: Revelations (2011)
A rushed, low-budget sequel that’s best left in the puzzle box.
Til Death Do Us Part (2023)
Cam Gigandet, why are you torturing me with these terrible movies?
Yakuza Princess (2021)
The only reasons to watch this thing are Jonathan Rhys Meyer’s pee-pee and ass.
Dancing at Midnight by Julia Quinn
It stumbles more than it dances.
Hellraiser: Deader (2005)
A Weinstein cash grab masquerading as Hellraiser. Boring, un-scary, and light on Pinhead.
Rebel Moon – Part One: A Child of Fire (2023)
A slow-motion snoozefest that makes you wish for the sweet release of a Death Star blast.
Bantamweight by Tricia Andersen
This bantamweight romance doesn’t pack any punch.
Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (1992)
Pinhead trades existential dread for cheesy one-liners and viewers trade 97 minutes of their lives for a nap. A true hell on earth.
