Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
Yawn, the eyes are indeed widely shut. All that nudity and still so much blah-dom? Sigh.
Category:2 Oogies
First Lady by Susan Elizabeth Phillips
The First Lady should be all about taking care of the kids and the husband, according to this author. Gross.
Jack of Hearts by Marjorie Farrell
The romance is barely there in this story!
Cat and the Countess by Casey Claybourne
Take lots of female stupidity, toss in a Native American in full battle regalia, and enjoy the migraine.
The Captive by Amanda Ashley
Barbarian slave and dumb-ass Barbie bimbo bodice ripper, boo!
The Night Drifter by Susan Carroll
Well, it can drift itself out the window and off a cliff for all I care.
Sinful by Suzanne Forster, Maggie Shayne, Lori Foster, and Kimberly Randell
So many dumb women desperately wanting to get laid, ugh.
The Lion’s Daughter by Loretta Chase
Loretta Chase’s debut mainstream historical romance is more subplot than romance.
Mr. Hyde’s Assets by Sheridon Smythe
The weak heroine sinks the story. If only she’d been allowed to be a greedy ho, the whole story will make more sense.
The Green Mile (1999)
How desperate is this thing for an Oscar?
