Disney’s The Kid (2000)
If this movie is any sweeter, I’d die of diabetes.

If this movie is any sweeter, I’d die of diabetes.

The hero is just a slice of bread away from being an Ike Turner sandwich.

Strictly for patriots and anti-British people.

The scenery is so much better than the romance.

Oh boy, the sophomore curse hits the author hard.

More like, opposites short-circuiting the brain.

The hero never gets his well-deserved slap in the face, so I’m disappointed.

The cover is the nicest thing about this snooze.

It is so easy for rich people to tell everyone else how money is terrible and a simple life is the way to be.
