Valentine (2001)
Let’s see how many uninspired ways there are to kill pretty girls.

Let’s see how many uninspired ways there are to kill pretty girls.

That bloke on the cover is the best thing about this book.

Ride the boredom, more like. Horses… bah.

Whiny werewolves can be so lame.

How come the most boring prig gets to be the heroine?

Everyone is so stupid here, I don’t whether to laugh or weep.

For a book with such a title, it is surprisingly dull and so easy to resist.

Woman wants to be a man badly, to please her father. Fortunately, the hero is here to show her the joys of being a woman.

A story of boredom.

The dirtiest thing about this one is just how much the plot blows.
