Always by Deirdre Savoy
The hero is a piece of dung-smeared rancid meat that deserves to be tarred.
Category:2 Oogies
His Forbidden Touch by Linda O’Brien
Boring! Boring! Boring!
Butterfly by Sharon Sala
I would love to pull the wings off the heroine with my bare hands.
Granny Dan by Danielle Steel
Zzzzzzz…
Keeping the Faith (2000)
Edward Norton’s directorial debut is as forgettable as he tends to be most of the time.
Secret Desire by Gwynne Forster
Hello, boring.
When I Wake by Rachel Lee
Oh look, more miserable people flailing around as they try to do some kind of suspense thing.
Lucky Numbers (2000)
LOL John Travolta. No, thanks.
Loser (2000)
Teenagers can be so silly sometimes, and their story isn’t interesting enough to warrant a movie.
The Passion by Nicole Jordan
The heroine suffers so much from having the best sex of her life, that poor thing.