
The Forsaken (2001)
Ugh, why no homo? This one is reeking of homo!

Ugh, why no homo? This one is reeking of homo!
Why can’t the two morons in this story talk? Arrgh!
The author wants to change everyone’s life, but she forgets to be entertaining while she’s at it.
Ah yes, another imbecile heroine. They never run out, do they?
Why watch this when you can watch the far more superior Clueless?
Oh, cringe. This is so awkward to read.
This one has everything but fun and intelligence.
Never a fun moment here.
Harlequin Superromance celebrates its 1,000th book by serving clichés.
Even the futuristic setting can’t save this one from being an obnoxious bore.