Kate & Leopold (2001)
Even Hugh Jackman’s charm can’t save this dreary, unfunny romantic comedy.
Category:2 Oogies
Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius (2001)
Why make a cartoon out of an insufferable know-it-all twat?
Miss Match by Leslie Carroll
Hmm, not much chemistry between us here.
My Lady’s Trust by Julia Justiss
The author churns out a tale so boring that one has to prop open the eyelids with toothpicks.
I Am Sam (2002)
This is the Oscar bait movie that ends up going off the rails instead.
The Renegade’s Heart by Stobie Piel
The sequel is just slightly better. Sigh.
The Dixie Belle’s Guide to Love by Luanne Jones
I guess I just don’t get contrived Southern humor.
Dragons of a Lost Star by Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman
The folks on Krynn are just begging for a new Cataclysm as they are just too annoying for words.
Night Secrets by Norah-Jean Perkin
The heroine is so stupid that it’s a wonder how she can breathe without choking to death.
Suzanne’s Diary for Nicholas by James Patterson
Oh, a man wrote a romantic story! I want to have his baby now!
