Redneck Vampire Terrorizes Trailer Park by Chris Lowry
With a title like that, how can the story end up being so dull?
Category:2 Oogies
Hidebound (1998)
Who knows what this episode is about, but it sure isn’t good.
Carrying the Gentleman’s Secret by Helen Dickson
Yay, a genuinely smart heroine and… a cruel POS of a hero. Damn it!
An Unlikely Debutante by Laura Martin
Another one! The parade of imbecile heroines just keeps coming, oh god.
Deep Sea Mutant Snake (2022)
China’s love affair with monster snakes can be horrible and embarrassing to behold.
The Sloan Men (1997)
Meeting the future in-laws is the death of so many blossoming romances.
The Wallflower Duchess by Liz Tyner
Everything wrong with society will magically vanish once you tell off your mom. What is this, a relationship subreddit?
Betrayed (2023)
Do these people even know how to make an action-packed episode?
The Saxon Outlaw’s Revenge by Elisabeth Hobbes
It’s remarkable how many imbecile heroines manage to survive wars with their hides intact.
Love’s Wicked Requiem by Nikki Prince
Years of dumb drama erased by a single thrust of, er. communion. Romance, baby!