Why the Earl is After the Girl by Tabetha Waite
He can keep the girl. I don’t like the both of them.
He can keep the girl. I don’t like the both of them.
Dear lord.
It’s a bland and forgettable thing full of plot holes.
If you’re hoping for a pot of gold, you’ll find this one’s more like a pot of lukewarm stew.
A lackluster finale, Mother of Tears stumbles where Dario Argento’s classics soared.
Three villains, zero thrills, and more swooning than scares.
Green screens, yellow lighting, and a plot that ends mid-sputter… what could go wrong?
Babysitting meets satanic panic in this tepid teen thriller.
Repetitive plots and missed comedic marks.
Flat and forgettable.