Dracula: The Dark Prince (2013)
A beautiful disaster, minus the beauty.

A beautiful disaster, minus the beauty.

A surgery that turns you into a lobster? How can this go wrong?

Women must be content with their looks and their lots, or they will be cowed into doing so!

Hello, kiddies. Today we learn that wanting to win in a competition is bad.

Well, it sure did bury the careers of most of the cast!

Kids that misbehave? Let’s terrorize them into submission!

This little fella trying to be a sex symbol is the scariest thing ever.

Still dumb, but the end is an episode away, so thank god for that.

If you are bullied, kiddies, pray hard that a ghost will come save you.

A rare 1980s Italian horror film that makes sense. Well, almost.
