
Maya (2024)
Men! Weak, disgusting men! The power of Mary Siouxes repels thee!

Men! Weak, disgusting men! The power of Mary Siouxes repels thee!
A stripper is stalked by Eric Roberts and is scared for her life. Or aroused. It’s complicated.
This is a cautionary tale about never sleeping with crazies.
Kingpin simps over Echo but she rejects him because all men are scums.
The amateur hour shows no sign of coming to a close, three episodes and counting. Sigh.
Claiming to be a satire or parody isn’t going to make this one good.
The Snyderverse finally comes to a sputtering and embarrassing end.
The funniest thing about this stale old, same old present-day MCU schlock is its box office numbers.
Wait, this isn’t the version of the film I was looking for…
There’s a monster in the Australian woods… well, for maybe ten minutes total anyway.