Welcome Home Sir by Laci Paige
Is that airplane supposed to represent the heroine’s strap-on or something?
Category:2 Oogies
Fanny by Danni Roan
A bookish heroine is not the same as a dumb bell heroine, right?
Unholy Addiction by Lynn Burke
Addiction recovery groups are the new hookup joints, people!
To Know a Lord’s Kiss by Summer Hanford
Another selfish and unlikable brat is married out of the social whirl. Bless the sad sod that takes one for the rest of us.
Dreamkatcher (2020)
This one doesn’t try too hard to stand out from the rest of the generic creepy house movies out there.
Rome for the Holidays by Judy Angelo
Blue balls on the hero’s Christmas tree is the purest sign of true love.
Garden of Hope by Daphne Bloom
I’m not sure about hope, but there’s plenty of whine to go around.
Deceived by a Lord by Summer Hanford
There’s no need for deception when the heroine is a dim-witted thing.
All Fun and Games (2023)
The scariest thing here is how Asa Butterfield is getting old very quickly before my eyes.
The Astral Woods (2023)
For a movie with a time-traveling Walkman ghost, this one is inexplicably boring from start to finish.
