A Classic Horror Story (2021)
This is a decent slasher flick that does its best to remind me of the true classics.
This is a decent slasher flick that does its best to remind me of the true classics.
It pokes you and turns you into a monster that no one can really see clearly. Lame.
This thing can hang itself because it’s terminally awful.
We need to guillotine all these wealthy, pampered kids acting like assholes while claiming to be “tortured” and “vulnerable”.
Hey, don’t just end like that! Tell me more!
Okay, so there’s a pretty hot naked guy here, but the most part, bite me.
Amnesia, secret baby, evil hos, accusations of harlotry… this one has it all and still manages to be un-fun.
I’m surprised this review is as long as it is, as the story is that short.
It’s love at first wet dream.
Yikes, romance really is dead, isn’t it?