Night Swim (2024)
It is hard to make a scary movie about a pool when you can just don’t use it.
It is hard to make a scary movie about a pool when you can just don’t use it.
And that’s a wrap. Seriously, wrap this thing up and bury it or throw it into an incinerator or something.
Just one more episode to go, and then we can all wake up from this long, boring snooze.
Now we have a Black Panther lady, who shows up to join an already cluttered cast, mostly to mope around. Fun times.
Two hot guys continue their adventures in lackadaisical humdrum land.
We have a new Captain America and… and… oh, who cares.
Meh. Maybe if they had the two lead actors prance around shirtless, things will be more interesting.
Oh my goodness, the Nazis are making zombie soldiers! Yeah, that same old story.