Maya (2024)
Men! Weak, disgusting men! The power of Mary Siouxes repels thee!
Men! Weak, disgusting men! The power of Mary Siouxes repels thee!
Kingpin simps over Echo but she rejects him because all men are scums.
The amateur hour shows no sign of coming to a close, three episodes and counting. Sigh.
Things are so far okay instead of scalping bad, but there is still the reservation.
So this is the anticlimax?
The truth may be revealed! Who cares. Disney themselves spoiled this show ages ago.
Samara is so twenty years ago. Why bother beating that dead horse again?
It’s best to watch this one with expectations set at an all-time low, as it is just another loud, dumb remake.
If you have seen any of the previous movies, this one is going to feel very familiar.
Come scream at people taking ten hours to cross the kitchen and other scary stuff.