Vipers (2008)
It is a Syfy movie, for better or worse.

It is a Syfy movie, for better or worse.

So, I finally watched this thing, and I’m underwhelmed by it.

Ashton Kutcher is the worst.

This is a parody that is better than most of the drek it parodies.

Why does this even get made? You know what, I don’t care. I’ll just show myself to the exit.

Is it rape… or maybe it isn’t? Hmm.

Take away the shock antics, and there’s a pretty sweet, if silly, love story in there.
