Jurassic World Rebirth (2025)
The dinosaurs won’t die, and neither will this franchise, sigh.

The dinosaurs won’t die, and neither will this franchise, sigh.

Poo-poo-tine! Again. Obi-Wut versus Udder! Again. Light saber duel! Again. So much for creativity.

So Reva plans to betray Udder, but Udder knows and… and… eff this crap.

The adventures in show-making by committee continue straight into hell.

Welcome to the first episode of the canon-breaking, unnecessary story of Obi-Wut Kenobby.

Eeuw, Anna Kendrick again? Who keeps hiring this irritating git for lead roles anyway?
