Saving winged horses, crying, nursing animals – yup, this one is aimed at girls.

How dare the midgets try to be better than humans!

You’re an elf again. What’s with this love for those wretched things?

What doom? Who are they kidding?

Yes, rainbows.

Meet your friends Tree, Owl, and Fox. Are you happy yet?

You are an elf. Sad. The end.

Yes, another dungeon crawl to rob a wizard. He’s evil, so this ain’t thievery, don’t worry.