Murder on the Orient Express (2017)
How adorable – Kenneth Branagh directs a movie that allows him to mug and hog screen time at the expense of everyone else.
Tag:Penélope Cruz
Zoolander 2 (2016)
Derek Zoolander is old news, a has-been, despite what the movie tries to tell you.
Gothika (2003)
The scariest thing about this one is how much of a stinker it is.
Vanilla Sky (2001)
This is why you don’t simply remake other people’s movies!
Blow (2001)
I never knew being a drug dealer can be so tedious and boring.
Woman on Top (2000)
This supposedly feminist romantic comedy won’t happen if the heroine didn’t look like Penélope Cruz. So much for that, then.