This is less of a self-fulfillment fantasy, more of a “read this many times before” small town yarn.

Kristen Proby should be commended for writing vicarious power trips for the lonely and unhappy. Shame that I’m in a better place at the moment.

Hello, fatties! If you are depressed about not landing hot guys in your bed, and you hate all those skinny bitches, don’t cut yourself. Read this book!