You are a warrior that has no sense of preservation, direction, and everything else. Have fun!

“Why bother?” may as well be the shorthand for any gamebook by Ian Livingstone at this point in time.

Fighting Fantasy never could get that wizard thing right, how sad.

We don’t need another hero…

A castle full of zombies. Sigh. This plot is brainless, so no wonder they are hungry.

Behold the terror of a horribly designed gamebook.

Second-time trip is better than the first one.

All scaly things must die.