The Monkey (2025)
A Stephen King adaptation that doesn’t embarrass itself that much? Must be a good day.
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Hellraiser: Bloodline (1996)
Space, time, and studio execs collide in a demonic jigsaw puzzle. Pinhead’s here, but coherence isn’t.
Madame Web (2024)
Watching cape crap these days is like having the front seat as Rome burns.
Krampus (2015)
This is what happens when you are a spoilsport during Christmastime. Krampus kebab!
Piranha 3D (2010)
Take this one as a raunchy comedy with lots of gore, and nobody will get hurt.
Torque (2004)
Where is Paul Walker? Why isn’t he in this movie?