Event Horizon (1997)

Posted by Mr Mustard on March 24, 2025 in 5 Oogies, Film Reviews, Genre: Horror & Monster

Event Horizon (1997)Main cast: Laurence Fishburne (Captain SJ Miller), Sam Neill (Dr William G Weir), Kathleen Quinlan (Peters), Joely Richardson (Lieutenant ML Starck), Richard T Jones (TF Cooper), Jack Noseworthy (Ensign FM Justin), Jason Isaacs (DJ), and Sean Pertwee (WF Smith)
Director: Paul Anderson

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Before Paul WS Anderson dedicated his career to crafting endless video-game-movie adaptations starring his wife, Milla Jovovich, he actually made some real bangers. Event Horizon might just be his magnum opus—if by “opus” you mean “a movie so traumatizing that even the studio execs had to clutch their pearls and demand a last-minute PG-13 edit”. After all, nothing screams “studio suits meddling with horror” like trying to sanitize a film whose entire premise is “space but make it Hell.”

Of course, the original cut of Event Horizon didn’t survive the corporate guillotine, but even the theatrical version remains an absolute gut-punch of cosmic horror-meets-gorefest insanity. It’s the kind of movie that would make HP Lovecraft break out in hives—not just because of the eldritch dread, but because there are actual non-white people in the cast.

While the studio’s meddling left its mark, the film still somehow works, mostly because Mr Anderson managed to squeeze in enough nightmare fuel to haunt audiences for decades. The real tragedy, however, is that the supposedly bloodier and more terrifying director’s cut is lost to time. Thanks, Paramount.

The year is 2047, and a rescue crew led by Laurence Fishburne’s Captain SJ Miller is sent to retrieve the Event Horizon, a spaceship that mysteriously vanished for seven years before deciding to reappear like a cursed chain email. Accompanying them is Dr William Weir, the designer of Event Horizon and all-around harbinger of doom.

Turns out, the Event Horizon didn’t just disappear—it yeeted itself into another dimension. Not just any dimension, oh no, it found the Bad Place. We’re talking full-on Hellraiser-meets-Lovecraft insanity, where the laws of physics are suggestions, and the only rule is suffering.

Now, the ship is very much alive, and it really wants some company. What follows is a delightful blend of psychological torment, body horror, and gruesome deaths that make it very clear why this movie is more famous for its deleted scenes than the ones that made the final cut.

For those paying attention, Event Horizon is packed with nods to horror classics. The ship’s name, the character archetypes, even the look of the Event Horizon itself—all tip their hat to the likes of The Shining, Hellraiser, and classic cosmic horror. And while this movie has the creeping dread of Lovecraftian horror, it also has buckets of gore—buckets that would likely send old HP straight to the fainting couch.

Speaking of gore, let’s talk about that scene—the infamous “hell orgy” video log. You know, the one that gives Hellraiser a run for its money? The one so disturbing that even the studio panicked? It’s a glimpse into the Event Horizon’s little vacation to Murder Hell Dimension™, and it’s the kind of imagery that burrows into your brain and refuses to leave. The practical effects and sheer brutality make it all the more horrifying. And if that weren’t enough, the ship doesn’t just kill people—it plays with them. Slowly. Methodically. Like an overzealous horror director savoring his kill scenes.

The characters are mostly here to die, but the cast elevates them beyond mere space-meat. Sam Neill is the undisputed MVP, effortlessly switching from well-meaning scientist to “I tore out my own eyes and now I work for Satan!” He’s unhinged in the best way, delivering the kind of villain performance that makes you both terrified and a little sad he’s not in every horror movie.

Laurence Fishburne brings much-needed gravitas, Joely Richardson holds her own in the “competent female officer” role, and Jason Isaacs—because of course he’s here—exists to be ominous. And let’s have a moment of silence for Sean Pertwee, whose character once again meets an untimely demise. The man just cannot survive a horror movie.

For most of its runtime, Event Horizon delivers creeping, existential terror. But then, somewhere in the final act, it suddenly remembers that it has explosions in the budget. The eerie psychological horror shifts into full-blown Die Hard in Space, complete with fight scenes, chase sequences, and a finale that feels suspiciously like a studio-mandated “we need to make this more exciting” addition. It’s a bit of tonal whiplash, but hey—at least it’s never boring.

In conclusion, Event Horizon is one of the best horror movies that people know about but haven’t actually seen. It’s a chaotic blend of psychological dread and gratuitous gore, wrapped in a sci-fi package that feels both timeless and deeply 90s. It may not have aged perfectly, and the studio interference is still a sore spot, but it remains a must-watch for horror fans.

So, steel your nerves, avoid eating anything too heavy beforehand, and prepare for a one-way ticket to Hell. Iin space, no one can hear you scream… but Event Horizon will make sure you do anyway.

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