
Growing Pains (1994)
The only thing growing here is my boredom.

The only thing growing here is my boredom.
Incoherent plot and annoying characters make this one a real shaft in the brain.
It’s over. So is Star Wars.
So many people choose not to watch this show!
At last, an important plot development is here: shipping!
Another episode down! Just a few more and then I’m free of this crap!
One more episode down for the count.
Lesbian witches have woo-woo sex to give birth to automaton-like twins and then die in a small fire.
The annoying busybody brat of a younger brother turns out to be right. Damn.
The so-called queerest Star Wars show ever looks like it’s made by and for pre-teens.