Messenger (2025)
Things are happening… maybe in the next episode.

Things are happening… maybe in the next episode.

Would still rather watch the Mandalorian chase a frog lady.

Cassian Andor: the guy who occasionally wanders through other people’s storylines.

Disney wants this series to be done with as much as us.

Beige is the new black.

The dull strikes back.

One season later… and yet things still look and feel the same.

Brooded. Pouted. Reshot. Wasted D’Onofrio. Forgot the Devil in the title. Ends up just… existing.

Isle of Joy delivers everything and nothing at once, like a designer cupcake that looks gorgeous but tastes like chalk.

Matt beats another guy into the floor while the plot trips over itself.
