The Mandrake Root (1989)
It’s just too bad that the root belongs to a tree-guy that feeds on human blood.
Category:Idiot Box Reviews
Reaper (1989)
Old man wants to kill to live longer, and then falls for a nurse. Dang.
The Demons (1989)
… And the show ruins whatever goodwill it has built up with this puerile “comedy”.
Jar (1989)
Yes, what’s in the jar?
The Farmer’s Daughter (1989)
A salesman come across an old couple that hate salesmen and their daughter… wait, haven’t I seen this already?
Love Hurts (1989)
More like love turds, am I right?
Rerun (1989)
Meeting your favorite movie hunk can be tricky when he’s dead.
A Bond of Silk (1989)
An annoying honeymooning couple inadvertently checks into a spider’s lair. Go, hungry spider!
Part VI (2022)
Poo-poo-tine! Again. Obi-Wut versus Udder! Again. Light saber duel! Again. So much for creativity.
Part V (2022)
So Reva plans to betray Udder, but Udder knows and… and… eff this crap.