Category:Idiot Box Reviews

Dream Sentinel (1999)

A stripper is stalked by Eric Roberts and is scared for her life. Or aroused. It’s complicated.

Kingpin simps over Echo but she rejects him because all men are scums.

Andor breaks out of prison! Oh no, now he’s once again free to bore everyone to death.

The amateur hour shows no sign of coming to a close, three episodes and counting. Sigh.

LOL, nobody’s watching either!

Echo plot armors herself into bombing a train and we meet another Mary Sioux ancestor of hers.

Andor rots in prison and the story moves barely an inch forward.

Things are so far okay instead of scalping bad, but there is still the reservation.

After all these episodes, Andor still hasn’t become any smarter.

Finally, most of the boring characters get jettisoned off the show and Andor gets to move on.