House of the Dead 2 (2006)
No Uwe Boll here, so no surprise that this is a far better movie than the previous one.

No Uwe Boll here, so no surprise that this is a far better movie than the previous one.

Ugh, this one has all these Ken dolls and still ends up crap. Unforgivable!

Combining gore with absurd comedy with such style, this one is simply a must-see for fans of the genre.

This is some really gloriously nasty stuff!

Not enough near-nudity or trashiness to be good. Pass.

Wait, there’s another one? Didn’t the previous one flop or something?

Unlike the previous two movies in the franchise, this one is just boring. Which, in many ways, makes it the worst entry in the series.

This one is pretty bad, but that’s bad in a not so terrible, but still entertaining way.

The movie’s revelation of the monster is pure LOL.

This hilariously twisted love story is better than I could have wished for.
