Wrong Turn (2021)
Talk about a prophetic title for a pointless reboot.
Category:Genre: Horror & Monster
Castle Freak (2020)
Even Yog-Sothoth can’t overcome the overpowering sense of ennui that grips the audience.
Scream Test (2020)
The best explanation is that the director-cum-screenwriter blackmailed the cast and the crew to be in this thing.
Willy’s Wonderland (2021)
I was looking forward to this one so, so watch. Naturally, it turns out to be a huge disappointment. Sigh.
Z (2019)
Jump scare! Darkly lit scenes! Creepy kids! More jump scares!
PG: Psycho Goreman (2020)
It’s tough when the worst genocidal maniac in the universe falls under the command of a mean little bully.
Doom: Annihilation (2019)
There’s nothing wrong with being cheap-ish when it comes to horror flicks. It’s wrong, however, to be boring.
The Carpenter (1988)
A movie with a homicidal ghostly carpenter? Sure, it’s absurd, but dang it, it nails a lot of things right too.
Hoax (2019)
There is a homicidal Bigfoot here, but the real killer is the stinging boredom from sitting through this thing.
The Ninth Passenger (2018)
I’d rather be on the Titanic.
