The Seventh Day (2021)
Guy Pearce as a hot priest? Sold!

Guy Pearce as a hot priest? Sold!

I can’t see why the Frogman doesn’t want to be found in this over-hyped, under-tuned film.

Pious virginal women, don’t ever emigrate to Italy!

Oh my god, they have a cool main character, and proceed to ruin everything with imbeciles running wild everywhere.

Ooh, a rather obscure sequel to a movie not many people watched…

This is why you don’t do demonic woo-woo on live TV.

Believe it or not, this is an actual Anaconda sequel, just made in China.

Oh goody, here’s another movie about city morons running to their deaths in the wilderness.

Who would have thought that a movie like this would be so awwww-cute?

Poor Cthulhu. He can’t catch a break from pesky unwanted guests to his watery abode.
