Eli (2019)
Were not for the main cast, this one would have been a forgettable jump scare snooze festival.
Were not for the main cast, this one would have been a forgettable jump scare snooze festival.
Wait, didn’t I just sit through the same crap just a few months ago?
That this thing exists is proof that evil is real and alive in our world.
It’s been 10 years since the last attempt to reboot this franchise, so they decide to try it again.
This is a CW drama hiding behind a misleadingly scary poster.
Wait, do the Deep Ones live in the Arctic?
Frodo versus kiddie zombies! Still much better than The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power.
Wait, it’s now a slasher film? I’m intrigued… and regret my decision to watch pretty quickly.
Full Moon Features needs something to pad its streaming slots, so why not. Audience’s brain cells are acceptable collateral damage.
This is a bad movie that hurts so good.