My Lorde by Astoria Lucas
Someone really should pay me for having to read this thing.
Someone really should pay me for having to read this thing.
Just a small-town girl, livin’ in a lonely world; she took the midnight train goin’ anywhere…
I like reading this one, but I’m not sure if I like the story as much. Am I making sense here?
Okay, who wants to read about privileged dumb kids whining about first world problems?
I think my brain hemorrhaged while I attempted to read this thing.
No fun either.
Dear Trixie and Katya, I ditched my boyfriend to hang out with my ex until three am, and now he’s mad and I don’t know why.
A cowboy stick will beat away your PTSD, so go ride one today.
Sensitive boy meets sporty boy from the wrong side of society, and you will never guess what happens next.
Let this hot fireman drench you with passion from his big, big hose.