Parent Death Trap & To Grandmother’s House We Go (2023)
It’s a bad parents special!

It’s a bad parents special!

This is simply the worst in the best way possible.

Psychotic Goth chicks and photographers that go click.

This is a decent slasher flick that does its best to remind me of the true classics.

Hey, don’t just end like that! Tell me more!

Dang it, why are these authors working so hard to keep me from giving them four oogies?

This silly muddle is the result of people being convinced that a love that started when the heroine was 9 is a real deal.

It’s a story with a, gasp, real ho.

We should put Ed Skrein in a white shirt and suit every day of the year. Pants optional, preferably sans.

Bored up.
