Very Interesting, As an Astrogation Problem (2024)
Why do the people of Lucasfilm keep dragging out their shows?
Category:3 Oogies
Way, Way Out Past the Barrier (2024)
Things move along, so it’s not as meh as the last episode. Still not much to get excited over, though.
This Could Be a Real Adventure (2024)
It’s not great, but it’s not terrible. In other words, whatever.
Necronomicon (1993)
A slimy, tentacle-filled anthology of body horror and bad decisions.
Road Train (2010)
All about the hell mobile with blood, sweat, and Bob Morley.
Raw Force (1982)
A critique of low-budget lunacy, or how I learned to stop worrying and love the jade zombies.
20,000 Leagues Under the Seas by Jules Verne
A whale of a tale or just a big fish story?
Varney the Vampire by James Malcolm Rymer
Cliffhangers, drama, and… Edward Cullen’s great-great-granddad?
Python (2000)
A sssslithering mess of snakes, stars, and silliness.
Dèmoni 2 (1986)
A rehashed script, neon-lit chaos, and recycled gore—this is déjà vu in a high-rise.
