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wen my beloved daughter EL JaMES read 50 Shads of GRay she was inspured 2 write her own vision based on that filthyn doisguising book but tuned to sensibleity and morals of young adulst today. chilren today have hard time deeling with pressore like sex and uglyness in the media tooday so my daughter wrote a version more suitabel for young children who r justs diskoving their puberti n have issues like small breasts not enuff 2 compare to pther young girls n scare not able2 find a husband and marri and make babies forever.

so THIS vision is better because we now have a skoolgirl arabella swansea who want 2 b a ballerine and go to a skool called forks bcos her parents r immoral and got divorcd bcos they don belief in JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY n break up when the sex is no longer happy so poor bella is sent to this forks skool where she worry abt being ugly dukling but every boy likes her so she realis god has plans for every1 even daugters of immoral ex-christians who divors.

bella LIKES elbert cotton who likes her back but he is a SPECIAL SPARKLING VAMPAI who has the face of a killler and fear he can never be wit god again bcos he ia vampai bvut chsristian bella help mak him belief and since it is wrong to have sex befor marriage they use plenty of lube to have backside intercos instead n edwobert cotton oso taught bella how to wear a tampon (my daughta want 2 write a more christian version of that scene in the fake el james book) becos all good gorls wear tampoons so that they don stink and stain the funitur at house.

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ATTENYTON FAKE EL JAMES WE GONNA SOO YO U BCOS MY DAUGHTER REAL NAME ISS ELOISA LOOISA JAMES N YOU ARE STEALIG HER NAME BCOS WE C UR REAL NAME IS JENNIFER MCGUIRE N UR STEALING MAKE IT HARD FOR MY DAUGHTER TP SELL THIS BOOK IN KINDLE AND BARNEY & NOBEL SO SHE CRYS ALL NIGHT N ME AND MY HUSBAND R ALSO VERY UPSET U R MAKING IR HARD 4 A HONEST CHRISTIYAN GIRL TO MAK A LIVINGING. WE HAVE TALKED @ OUR LAWYER AN D HE SAY WE HAVE RIGHT TO SOO YOU SO WE WILL SOO YOU AND AMAZON AND BARNES & NOBOL AND WE ARE WARNIN U FIRST BCOS WE R GOOD MORAL PEOPEL WHO WAN 2 GIV U A CHANCE TO REPENT!!!!!!!