Savage Thrusting Passion
By Minerva D'Antoinettalla (historical)Rating: 100
Hi! I'm Miss Hilarity Koffins, and I am seriously dedicated to promoting good PR and goodwill to all romantics out there. Hence, all my reviews here are glowing, sterling, silver-mint shiny, and they won't make your blood pressure rise. After all, if I have nothing good to say, I shouldn't say it. No book that gets published is bad, mind you! Every published book must be good, so I won't go any lower than ACCEPTABLE in my ratings. Even that, ACCEPTABLE is given sparingly. Authors are sensitive souls after all.
THE REVIEWS!!!
Rating: 100
Someone I Can Cling To Like An Ivy
By Generia Cookiecutter (historical)Rating: 100
The Texan Cowboy Secret Agent And My Secret Baby
By Phillys Tex O'Phile (contemporary)Rating: 100
Stormy, Bosom-juggling Tempestuous Ecstasy
By Illayana P'Arfait L'amourra (historical/contemporary/other)Rating: 100
RATING KEY!!!
- 90-100 CLASSIC CLASSIC! BUY IT!
- 80-89 CLASSIC! BUY IT!
- 70-79 VERY GOOD! BUY IT!
- 60-69 GOOD! BUY IT!
- 50-59 ACCEPTABLE! BUY IT!
- 30-49 WHAT THE HECK! BUY IT!
- Under 30 I'M TOO STUPID TO APPRECIATE THIS BOOK! BUY IT!