Taming the Duke by Jackie Manning

Posted July 9, 2001 by Mrs Giggles in 1 Oogie, Book Reviews, Genre: Historical / 0 Comments

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Taming the Duke by Jackie Manning

Taming the Duke by Jackie Manning

Harlequin Historical, $4.99, ISBN 0-373-29162-0
Historical Romance, 2001

Is Jackie Manning a real person? I wonder, because this story feels as if it has been vomited out from the Harlequin Historical Instant Romance Novel Word Processor: all the trite and overused plot conventions tossed together to make a “historical romance”. I can easily picture the smiling-evilly editor cackling with glee as she presses the “Instant Regency-Era Historical Romance” button, the “Author Name Generator” button, and the “Title Word-Randomizer” button and yippee! Taming the Duke.

Okay, my apologies to Jackie Manning if she’s real and she has labored over this book for ages. I’m sorry she had to write such badly predictable stories. Really.

Virtuous, long-suffering super-martyr heroine Alicia Spencer is a spinster who was once compromised and is now living in misunderstood notoriety in a reclusive manner where she heals horses and is kind and compassionate. That’s not her butt – it’s the kitchen sink under her skirts. And I think that’s a doormat she is wearing over her head.

Our hero is Dalton Warfield, who, since now that The Horse Whisperer is made into a movie and made every women in the audience go “Eek, eek, eek! So sad!”, decides to take his “mentally injured” horse to Alicia for some therapy.

Alicia has to help Dalton. Why? Her father is in heavy debts (here we go again) and now, to save Daddy (Daddy-N-Me-4eva!!!) she must help Dalton! Oh, oh, oh! Besides, poor horsey! Oh, oh, oh! But as Dalton and Alicia spark, watch out, here comes his Evil Mother! And that Jealous Other Woman! Alicia, of course, can’t give them the finger. That kitchen sink in her skirt is bogging her spine down. Oh, oh, oh!

The plot moves the way the formula dictates it to be. It’s beyond autopilot – I think one can plot this story out blindfolded and thrust into a tiny chamber of utter darkness. There’s even a big misunderstanding at the late stages of this story to cap off our climax of deja vu. I can’t wait. To get out, that is.

Okay, okay, I should be kind and find some redeeming value to this story. Er, Alicia and that horse have great chemistry. Too bad she isn’t a horse herself, because they would make a beautiful love story.

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