Stoker Hills (2020)
You get a gimmick! You get a twist! YOU GET A GIMMICK! AND A TWIST!
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The Magnificent Seven (2016)
It’s best to watch this one with expectations set at an all-time low, as it is just another loud, dumb remake.
Farm House (2008)
Oh look, another morality tale about never trusting creepy people who live in isolated farm houses.
Burning Blue (2013)
How nice, the director does his best to make sure that I don’t care even a little about these people and their story.
The Butterfly Effect (2004)
This made-for-teens thriller is surprisingly poignant and dark.
Pearl Harbor (2001)
Ooh, it’s a bomb! Get it?
Gone in 60 Seconds (2000)
This one won’t have much substance, but it’s fun all the way to the finish line.