Day of the Dead (2008)
This movie is so terrible to the extent that it becomes unintentionally hilarious.
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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)
This one is alright as a fanfiction sequel, but as an official sequel, it’s… well, I’m conflicted.
Piranha 3DD (2012)
This pointless sequels up the nonsensical factor and downgrades itself in the process.
The River Murders (2011)
This is a late night cable filler show passed off as a movie.
Piranha 3D (2010)
Take this one as a raunchy comedy with lots of gore, and nobody will get hurt.
Dawn of the Dead (2004)
Sometimes bigger is not better, as this bloated movie demonstrates.
Lilo & Stitch (2002)
I want one of those Stitch thingies and I want it now.
Dark Blue (2002)
This one would have been so much better if it had gone out with guns blazing.
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001)
This is a crappy Final Fantasy movie, but on its own merits, it’s actually alright.
Mission: Impossible 2 (2000)
This is a by-the-numbers film that is saved by, believe it or not, Tom Cruise’s chemistry with the lead actress.